Daddy, is Santa Claus really coming tonight?
Yes, yes, ready, let's get you all tucked up and I'll tell you the story of Father Christmas. Now, every Christmas Eve Santa loads up his sled with presents that his littles elves have been busy making all year long. Then he hitches up his reindeer, flies from his grotto in Jalandhar to deliver ...
Where's his grotto?
Jalandhar. Then he flies ...
But I thought Santa lives at the North Pole.
Father Christmas Indian! Think about it yar: big beard, huge belly, terrible suit : Indian!
Then he goes out to his ...
But what about Rudolph?
Ranjit the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nuk
and all the little pixies had to clean up the muck
Santa shat in the chimney it really blocked up the flue and the following Christmas, the whole family turned Hindu.