ABBA - Happy New Year

Lyrics | Abba - Happy new year lyrics

JibJab - 2008 Year In Review

2009 baby New Year being scared away by the 2008 one detailing the events whose aftermath he will inherit.

2008 - In Memoriam

A selection of famous people who have passed away this year:


Remembering the life and career of Paul Newman:

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2008 - Global Headlines

2008 - The year in pictures

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Happy holidays!

Enya - We wish you a merry Christmas

Lyrics | Enya - We wish you a merry christmas lyrics

Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas

Lyrics | Elvis Presley - Blue christmas lyrics

Will Ferrell - A message from George W. Bush

A Message from George W Bush by Will Ferrell

Report: Nation’s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

Alternative Christmas speech

PG Tips puppet monkey to deliver alternative Christmas speech
The puppet monkey from the PG Tips tea adverts will dress as the Queen to deliver an alternative Christmas speech this year.
By Murray Wardrop (The Telegraph)

Dressed in regal attire including a white frock, pearls and blue sash, the knitted woollen doll called Monkey will brief the nation on the highlights of 2008.

The speech, which features the puppet sporting a grey wig, red lipstick, and spectacles perched on its nose, will appear on the video sharing website YouTube from Monday.

The content of the festive address has not yet been revealed. The stunt comes ahead of a new advertising campaign for the tea brand.

It is a prelude to a pastiche of the Morecambe and Wise breakfast sketch starring the chimp and comedian Johnny Vegas that will air for the first time on Christmas Day.

The brand’s most recent advertising, which also features Vegas and Monkey, highlighted its deal with the Rainforest Alliance. By 2010 it will buy all of its tea from plantations guaranteed by the alliance. The duo have starred in adverts for PG Tips since 2006.

The breakfast sketch is one of Morecambe and Wise’s most famous scenes, in which they make breakfast to the classic striptease theme tune The Stripper.

The new advert will screen on ITV1 on Christmas Day between 9.05pm and 9.25pm.

The brand, owned by Unilever, claims that Britons drink 35 million cups of its tea every day.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR BEAN

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Click on the image if you want to read the script:

Relient K - 12 Days of Christmas

Special thanks to Isabel for sending me this song and many other ideas for the blog ;-)

Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" is a song written by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure in 1984 specifically to raise money for relief of 1984–1985 famine in Ethiopia. Geldof put together a group called Band Aid, consisting of leading Irish and British musicians who were among the most popular and recognized of the era. The original version was produced by Midge Ure, and released by Band Aid on November 29, 1984.

The name 'Band Aid' was chosen as a pun on the name of a well known brand of adhesive bandage, also referring to musicians working as a band to provide aid.

Among other artists, the original Band Aid ensemble consisted of Phil Collins, Bob Geldof, Spandau Ballet, Ultravox, Duran Duran, Paul Young, Bananarama, Bono (U2), George Michael (Wham!), Sting, David Bowie, Boy George and Paul McCartney.

A new version was recorded under the name of Band Aid II in 1989, produced by the popular Hit Factory team of Stock, Aitken and Waterman and featuring a number of the year's most accessible artists, including Kylie Minogue, Jason Donovan or Lisa Stansfield. The song again reached #1 for Christmas, raising more money.

Band Aid 20 recorded a third version of the song in November 2004 for the twentieth anniversary of the original recording, and again got to #1. The idea was prompted by Coldplay singer Chris Martin, although Geldof and Ure both got quickly involved. Some of the artists who participated are: Bono (U2), Travis, Daniel Bedingfield, Natasha Bedingfield, Sugababes, Busted, Coldplay, Dido, Dizzee Rascal – the only artist to add lyrics to the song (a rap* in the middle of the "here's to you" section), Katie Melua, Snow Patrol, Joss Stone and Robbie Williams.

1984


2004

*LYRICS ADDED BY DIZZEE RASCAL

Spare a thought this Yuletide for the deprived

If the table was turned, would you survive

You ain't gotta feel guilt, just selfless

Give a little help to the helpless

Word of the week 15 - 21 December 2008 FREAK OUT

1. Lose one's nerve, panic, be overcome by a sudden fear behave or cause to behave irrationally and uncontrollably, with enthusiasm, excitement, fear, or madness. For example:

The band's wild playing made the audience freak out.

The students freaked out when told that final exams were less than a week away.

It was such a close accident that it really freaked me out.

She freaked out and ended up in the psychiatric ward.

2. Experience or cause to experience hallucinations, paranoia, or other frightening feelings as a result of taking a mind-altering drug [Slang; mid-1960s]. For example:

They were freaking out on LSD or some other drug.

AVRIL LAVIGNE - FREAK OUT

Things That Make Us British - Inventing Things

Things That Make Us British - Unartistic

Don McLean - Vincent

The song with images of Vincent Van Gogh's paintings, the lyrics
and information about bipolar disorder:



Don McLean singing the song live in 1972:

Monty Python - Michaelangelo and the Pope

Word of the week 8 - 14 December 2008 AVATAR

An avatar (from the Sanskrit word avatara, meaning "incarnation”) is a computer user's representation of himself/herself or alter ego, usually in the form of a three-dimensional model used in computer games or a two-dimensional icon (picture) used on Internet forums and other communities. It is an “object” representing the embodiment of the user.

You can create your own avatar on http://www.befunky.com/

BBC Radio 4's Crossing continents: Spain

The BBC's Madrid correspondent, Steve Kingstone, examines the growing antagonism between Spain's Socialist government and the Roman Catholic Church.

You can hear Steve Kingstone's report about Spain on BBC iplayer:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00fq3qz


You can also read his article Moral battle over Spanish schools on the BBC website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/programmes/crossing_continents/7762702.stm




Thanks for the link, Almudena.

Monty Python - Airplane sketch

Thanks for helping me complete the script, Phil.

For more air travel humour (and a listening exercise) you can watch:
No Frills Airline Flight! on MULTIMEDIA ENGLISH CLASSROOM
http://www.multimedia-english.com/htm/listenings/2008/no-frills-airline-flight.htm

Bonnie Tyler - Holding out for a hero

Lyrics | Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero lyrics

David Bowie - Heroes

Learn English funny commercials

In the beginning of the video, the former German coast-guard is instructing the new colleague on how to use the radar base (in German language).
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- Mayday, mayday. Hello, can you hear us? Can you hear us? Can you xxx over. We are sinking, we are sinking.
- hello, this is a German coast-guard
- we are sinking! we're sinking!
- what are you thinking about?

MAYDAY= Mayday is an emergency code word used internationally as a distress signal in voice procedure radio communications. It derives from the French "venez m'aider", meaning 'come to my aid', "come [to] help me." It is used to signal a life-threatening emergency by many groups, such as police forces, pilots, the fire brigade, and transportation organizations. The call is always given (or it should) three times in a row ("Mayday Mayday Mayday") to prevent mistaking it for some similar-sounding phrase under noisy conditions, and to distinguish an actual mayday call from a message about a mayday call. If the distress message is not voice generated then we use SOS with the same meaning.
The confusion here is between "sinking" and "thinking", because with a German accent, "think" is pronounced "sink".

Les Luthiers - The importance of learning English

Thanks Sofía!

Luis Piedrahita's monologue on bad translations

Instructions of Action Yess

The video is In Spanish, but interesting to watch for learners of a foreign language, as well as witty and funny.


The king of small things


Luis Piedrahita (born in 1977 in A Coruña) is a Spanish stand-up comedian , magician, script writer, broadcaster and author.

He became widely known as scriptwriter in three seasons of the Spanish TV programme El Club de la Comedia (The Comedy Club). Nowadays he occasionally collaborates in the Spanish TV programme El Hormiguero.

He has published 3 books: A peanut floating in a swimming pool (2005), How often should you throw pyjamas to the wash? (2006) and God created the world in seven days ... and you can see it (2007).

In 2008, he directed the film Fermat's room, a psychological thriller, in which 4 mathematicians who do not know each other are invited by a mysterious host on the pretext of resolving a great enigma. The room in which they find themselves turns out to be a shrinking room that will crush them if they do not discover in time what connects them all and why someone might wish to murder them.

To find out more about Luis Piedrahita you can visit his blog El ojo boquiabierto at http://luispiedrahita.com/blog/

Thanks to Cristina for the tip.

X-Factor UK 2008 - Ruth Lorenzo, not a prophet in her own land

A Spanish contestant, Ruth Lorenzo, is the sensation of this year's edition of the X-Factor in the UK. Unfortunately, in spite of her talent and great voice, she was voted out of the programme by the audience this weekend.