Little Britain - Baby Jesus

SCRIPT

Christmas was first celebrated in Britain in 1986 to commemorate the birth of Lord Martin Christmas.

- You're going to be reading in church today.

- Yeah, I know.

- What do you want to wear? I'll put the iron on.

- Baby Jesus.

- What about the baby Jesus?

- I wanna go dressed as the baby Jesus.

- Hmm. I'm not really sure that's a good idea. I know you like the baby Jesus.

- I love the baby Jesus.

- I'm not sure dressing as him will go down well. It's gonna be a right kerfuffle, making you up a baby Jesus outfit at such short notice.

- Baby Jesus.

- And now Andrew Pipkin is going to read for us from the Gospel according to Saint Matthew. Andrew.

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