Showing posts with label George Clooney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Clooney. Show all posts

Sunday, May 9, 2010

The dangers of drinking with George Clooney

Legendary film producer Jerry Weintraub tells the story of an epic drinking contest between himself, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt on a private jet returning home from a shoot in Italy. He explains that in addition to passing out drunk with double vision, he had an unpleasant surprise waiting for him when ...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

George Clooney - What else?



Women:
- Dark, very intense, balanced, unique, mysterious... An intense body. Delicate and smooth with strong character... Right.. Rich. Very rich. I'd say Latin America temperament. Deep and sensual. And then delicious after you taste.
George Clooney:
- You're talking about....Nespresso, right?
Women:
- Aha.
George Clooney:
- Yeah... What else?
Nespresso. What else?



Woman 1:
- Hello, you're George Clooney, aren't you?
George Clooney:
- Well, yes ...
Woman 1:
- I've seen all your films. You're so charming and you're so sexy ... so generous ...
Woman 2:
- Excuse me, are you Mr George Clooney?
George Clooney:
- No, you must be mistaken.
Nespresso. What else?

Woman:
- The red one.
Girl:
- Excuse me. I'm sorry, do you mind if I ...
George Clooney:
- Of course. I don't think I have a pen
Girl:
- I just want a Nespresso.
George Clooney:
- Oh, Nespresso, what else?
Woman:
- Excuse, where have you been? I've been waiting for my car for about 5 minutes. I've been ... I didn't recognise you. How have you been, Camilla?
Girl:
- I've been really good.
Woman:
- It's great to see you. I think I talked to your mother 10 minutes ago.
Nespresso, what else?