Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts
Saturday, January 8, 2011
So Long To Ya, 2010 | The JibJab 2010 Year in Review!
SO LONG TO YA, 2010
Sung to the tune of “Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”
We arrived in ’09 on a rainbow of hope,
But two thousand ten blew it all up in smoke.
From Tea Party rallies,
To banks going broke,
So long to ya two thousand ten!
You brought no jobs despite all my spending!
We passed health care, they shouted, “Repeal!”
So old Joe went on national TV, and said,
“IT’S A REAL BIG [BEEP]‘IN DEAL!”
Earthquakes, volcanoes,
Bond bailouts in Greece,
That well from BP gushed for 12 [beep]in’ weeks!
From Mosques at Ground Zero,
To damn Wikileaks,
So long to ya, two thousand ten.
I passed finance reform, placed a justice,
Yet, my ratings they plunged through the floor.
I got Rangel, McChrystal and Karzai,
And no credit for “ending” a war!
Don’t ask, Don’t Tell,
Palin, Beck, Jihad Jane,
Michelle taking [beep] ‘cuz she whizzed off to Spain!
Oh, two thousand ten, we can’t wait for you,
To jet like that guy from Jet Blue!
They shellacked us real good in the mid-terms.
We were so sad when Rahm said “Goodbye”
Russian spies, Times Square bombs, Immigration,
Cal-ee-fornia just wants to get high!
Inherited wars, and mountains of debt,
Gridlocked politicians and nuclear threats,
As President that seems to be what you get,
That’s why I want one-
He only wants one-
Just give me a damn cigarette!
So long to two thousand ten!
That's definitely gonna need stitches.
Sung to the tune of “Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”
We arrived in ’09 on a rainbow of hope,
But two thousand ten blew it all up in smoke.
From Tea Party rallies,
To banks going broke,
So long to ya two thousand ten!
You brought no jobs despite all my spending!
We passed health care, they shouted, “Repeal!”
So old Joe went on national TV, and said,
“IT’S A REAL BIG [BEEP]‘IN DEAL!”
Earthquakes, volcanoes,
Bond bailouts in Greece,
That well from BP gushed for 12 [beep]in’ weeks!
From Mosques at Ground Zero,
To damn Wikileaks,
So long to ya, two thousand ten.
I passed finance reform, placed a justice,
Yet, my ratings they plunged through the floor.
I got Rangel, McChrystal and Karzai,
And no credit for “ending” a war!
Don’t ask, Don’t Tell,
Palin, Beck, Jihad Jane,
Michelle taking [beep] ‘cuz she whizzed off to Spain!
Oh, two thousand ten, we can’t wait for you,
To jet like that guy from Jet Blue!
They shellacked us real good in the mid-terms.
We were so sad when Rahm said “Goodbye”
Russian spies, Times Square bombs, Immigration,
Cal-ee-fornia just wants to get high!
Inherited wars, and mountains of debt,
Gridlocked politicians and nuclear threats,
As President that seems to be what you get,
That’s why I want one-
He only wants one-
Just give me a damn cigarette!
So long to two thousand ten!
That's definitely gonna need stitches.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
How do you say 2010?
How Are We Going to Pronounce 2010?
With New Year's Eve less than a month away, some of us can't help but find ourselves asking just how this new year is going to be pronounced: twenty-ten or two thousand ten?
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With New Year's Eve less than a month away, some of us can't help but find ourselves asking just how this new year is going to be pronounced: twenty-ten or two thousand ten?
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