Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Friday, October 4, 2013
Woman quits her Internet job in the most Internet way possible
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/woman-quit-job-in-viral-video/
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Friday, June 7, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Monty Python - Bomb on a plane
First Pilot This is Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll
have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.
Badger There's a bomb on board this plane, and I'll tell you where it is for a thousand
pounds.
Second Pilot I don't believe you.
Badger If you don't tell me where the bomb is... if I don't give you the money... Unless you
give me the bomb...
Stewardess The money.
Badger The money, thank you, pretty lady... the bomb will explode killing everybody.
Second Pilot Including you.
Badger I'll tell you where it is for a pound.
Second Pilot Here's a pound.
Badger I don't want Scottish money. They've got the numbers. It can be traced.
Second Pilot One English pound. Now where's the bomb?
Badger I can't remember.
Second Pilot You've forgotten.
Badger Aye, you'd better have your pound back. Oh... fingerprints.
First Pilot Now where's the bomb?
Badger Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but
not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage
compartment on the plane... I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound.
Second Pilot It's in the luggage compartment.
Badger Right. Here's your pound..
Headphones Is this character giving you any trouble?
First Pilot He's just ruined this sketch.
Second Pilot Yes, absolutely.
Headphones Let's go on to the next one.
Badger Wait a tic, wait a tic. No. I won't ruin your sketch for a pound.
Second Pilot No, no.
Badger 75p.
Come fly with me - Penny's Royal Visit
Great British Air stewardess Penny Carter is thrilled that Princess Anne is planning to fly with Great British Air. A member of the Royal Household has been sent to inspect the cabin...
Great British Air stewardess Penny is thrilled that Princess Ann is planning to fly with the airline next week.
I’m not surprised that the Princess has chosen to fly with us. It’s well known that we do provide the finest first class service. For example all of our stewardesses are now trained in massage therapy so, on long route flights we can offer shiatsu, sweedish, deep tissue, all of which end up with a happy ending.
A member of the royal household has been sent to inspect the cabin.
So the flight is next Tuesday ?
Yes it is next Tuesday but I’d rather you did not broadcast it. And that should give you sufficient time to completely repaint and recarpet the cabin.
Yes, yes of course. May I say how honored I am that the Princess is flying with us. I’ve personaly admired her for many many years.
One thing the Princess Royal despises is sycophancy (=adulación). We need to discuss Princess Ann Princess Royal’s dietary requirements. Do you provide a fruit salad ?
Yes we do.
Wonderful. Princess Ann Princess Royal adores fruit salad but she can be a trifle choosy about what sort of fruit she has in it. What does your salad contain ?
Grapes ?
The Princess Royal does not eat grapes.
Strawberries ? Kiwi ? Orange ? Goava ? Lychee ? Pomegranate ? Passion fruit ? Grapefruit ? Pear ? Gooseberries ? Blackberries ? Melon ? Mango ? Peach ? Pineapple ? Apple ? Plum ? So just apples ?
Yes.
So I should just give the Princess an apple ?
Yes. Do you provide yoghurt ?
Yes we have the finest organic yoghurts flown in daily from Guernsey.
The Princess detests yoghurt.
Monday, November 19, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
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Monday, October 22, 2012
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