Legendary film producer Jerry Weintraub tells the story of an epic drinking contest between himself, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt on a private jet returning home from a shoot in Italy. He explains that in addition to passing out drunk with double vision, he had an unpleasant surprise waiting for him when ...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
DUI Scottish Style
The guy's drunk. He staggers down the street, stumbles to his car and starts fumbling to get his key in the lock when two cops walk up, one male, one female.
The male cop says he's going to have to administer a sobriety test before he'll let the guy drive. "Would you sleep with my colleague here?" he asks the drunk.
The camera cuts to a close-up of the female cop, whose face is hideous.
The drunk looks at her, grinning lasciviously, then answers with an enthusiastic "Aye!"
Wrong! He's failed the sobriety test.
"Cuff him," the male cop says.
The male cop says he's going to have to administer a sobriety test before he'll let the guy drive. "Would you sleep with my colleague here?" he asks the drunk.
The camera cuts to a close-up of the female cop, whose face is hideous.
The drunk looks at her, grinning lasciviously, then answers with an enthusiastic "Aye!"
Wrong! He's failed the sobriety test.
"Cuff him," the male cop says.
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