Engrish, Spanglish and Franglais

Must be Scotland.




Para picar en el salón.

To sting in the lounge
Potatoes in sauce
Hot sauce, garlic-oil sauce, with goat’s cheese sauce
Iberian ham on toast with spread
Tomato
Hom croquettes
Squids fried in batter
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes chistorra
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes and iberian ham




Paedophiles and prawns on drugs?

Mixed

Jork
Jork and cheese
Ham and tomato

HOT DISHES

Loin little plates
Lean of pig with tomato
Veal in country sauce
Octopus to the Galician
You inhabit chid’s overall with ham
Stirred of asparaguses
Potatos tortilla
Bolognan-meat ravioli
Prawns to the pill pill

COLD DISHES
Iberian ham

This soup could use more soap.


Genetic engineering.


Thanks to Isabel for the link!

Men and beer

The link to this article was sent to me by a follower of the blog. Thanks a lot.





Thanks for the ads, Isa.

The art thief and the crisis

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet


to buy Degas


to make the Van Gogh.'



See if you have De Gaulle to send a link to this page on to someone else.


Don't worry, you have nothing Toulouse.

Thanks, Almudena.

An Italian man who went to Malta