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Javier Bardem in the Jay Leno Show
Javier Bardem talks about Oscar advice from Jack Nicholson and learning English through AC/DC songs, man crush on Brad Pitt and the movie Eat, Pray, Love.
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So Long To Ya, 2010 | The JibJab 2010 Year in Review!
SO LONG TO YA, 2010
Sung to the tune of “Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”
We arrived in ’09 on a rainbow of hope,
But two thousand ten blew it all up in smoke.
From Tea Party rallies,
To banks going broke,
So long to ya two thousand ten!
You brought no jobs despite all my spending!
We passed health care, they shouted, “Repeal!”
So old Joe went on national TV, and said,
“IT’S A REAL BIG [BEEP]‘IN DEAL!”
Earthquakes, volcanoes,
Bond bailouts in Greece,
That well from BP gushed for 12 [beep]in’ weeks!
From Mosques at Ground Zero,
To damn Wikileaks,
So long to ya, two thousand ten.
I passed finance reform, placed a justice,
Yet, my ratings they plunged through the floor.
I got Rangel, McChrystal and Karzai,
And no credit for “ending” a war!
Don’t ask, Don’t Tell,
Palin, Beck, Jihad Jane,
Michelle taking [beep] ‘cuz she whizzed off to Spain!
Oh, two thousand ten, we can’t wait for you,
To jet like that guy from Jet Blue!
They shellacked us real good in the mid-terms.
We were so sad when Rahm said “Goodbye”
Russian spies, Times Square bombs, Immigration,
Cal-ee-fornia just wants to get high!
Inherited wars, and mountains of debt,
Gridlocked politicians and nuclear threats,
As President that seems to be what you get,
That’s why I want one-
He only wants one-
Just give me a damn cigarette!
So long to two thousand ten!
That's definitely gonna need stitches.
Sung to the tune of “Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”
We arrived in ’09 on a rainbow of hope,
But two thousand ten blew it all up in smoke.
From Tea Party rallies,
To banks going broke,
So long to ya two thousand ten!
You brought no jobs despite all my spending!
We passed health care, they shouted, “Repeal!”
So old Joe went on national TV, and said,
“IT’S A REAL BIG [BEEP]‘IN DEAL!”
Earthquakes, volcanoes,
Bond bailouts in Greece,
That well from BP gushed for 12 [beep]in’ weeks!
From Mosques at Ground Zero,
To damn Wikileaks,
So long to ya, two thousand ten.
I passed finance reform, placed a justice,
Yet, my ratings they plunged through the floor.
I got Rangel, McChrystal and Karzai,
And no credit for “ending” a war!
Don’t ask, Don’t Tell,
Palin, Beck, Jihad Jane,
Michelle taking [beep] ‘cuz she whizzed off to Spain!
Oh, two thousand ten, we can’t wait for you,
To jet like that guy from Jet Blue!
They shellacked us real good in the mid-terms.
We were so sad when Rahm said “Goodbye”
Russian spies, Times Square bombs, Immigration,
Cal-ee-fornia just wants to get high!
Inherited wars, and mountains of debt,
Gridlocked politicians and nuclear threats,
As President that seems to be what you get,
That’s why I want one-
He only wants one-
Just give me a damn cigarette!
So long to two thousand ten!
That's definitely gonna need stitches.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Little Britain - Baby Jesus
SCRIPT
Christmas was first celebrated in Britain in 1986 to commemorate the birth of Lord Martin Christmas.
- You're going to be reading in church today.
- Yeah, I know.
- What do you want to wear? I'll put the iron on.
- Baby Jesus.
- What about the baby Jesus?
- I wanna go dressed as the baby Jesus.
- Hmm. I'm not really sure that's a good idea. I know you like the baby Jesus.
- I love the baby Jesus.
- I'm not sure dressing as him will go down well. It's gonna be a right kerfuffle, making you up a baby Jesus outfit at such short notice.
- Baby Jesus.
- And now Andrew Pipkin is going to read for us from the Gospel according to Saint Matthew. Andrew.
- "And so it came to pass that Mary and Joseph made their way to the city of Bethlehem. They sought high and low for refuge, but there was no room at the inn..." I look a pillock...
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